tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34811059041836319802024-02-20T15:50:07.350-08:00Guncle Time!The Life of ME?!?!Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-16843478222468848722015-02-06T18:02:00.001-08:002015-02-06T18:02:02.374-08:00Hey!!Hello everyone!!! I haven't blogged in a very long time. I have been away and busy for the past. What. 2 years...yikes. A lot has happened in the past two years, but I will get to that at later posts. Right now I just want to tell everyone hello and let everyone know that I am doing amazing!! Life has its challenges, it's lows, and it's blows. But! On the brighter side of things it has its ups! It's relaxing times, and it's happiness! We need to remember that those times are worth living through all the hard times. The hard times aren't really the things that we need to focus on. We need to realize the positive in every situation and there have been a lot of people and things that have helped me realize that in the past little while. I am so blessed and I am so lucky to have the things that I have be the person I am and know the things that I know. I am so lucky to have the people I have in my life. I'm beyond lucky, and beyond blessed, and beyond grateful. Okay. This post is over. Haha have a wonderful day and weekend. More to come later!!Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-50897497012217121102012-02-10T01:04:00.000-08:002012-02-10T01:38:41.449-08:00Why Hello!Well Hello again all you that still follow my blog!! or a New warm welcome to those of you that are new to my blog!<div><br /></div><div>WELL!!! My life has been very interesting thus far after my mission...I love being home but I never thought it was going to be this hard!! Its a bit, shall I say, ridiculous. Satan is working very hard at making me feel that I am in the dark and I am on the wrong path or lost in some way, shape, or form. He has targeted my friends as well. I think that he knows that my friends are the most important to me apart from my family. He knows that if he can make them unhappy it will make me unhappy and therefore THWARTING every attempt at doing what needs to be done or what I need to be doing! He is really smart and very conniving. "I really don't like him, no I don't"</div><div><br /></div><div>I feel as though I may owe my friends an apology. I'm sorry to you all for the problems this is causing and for the things that are happening. I know that its not directly my fault but I can still say that I am sorry. </div><div><br /></div><div>Bromance: You are the best ever, there is no one like you, you are kind, caring, and I don't know what I would have done without you. I am so happy that we met in late november early december. My life is different and has changed for the better.</div><div><br /></div><div>B-ray ray: I LOVE YOU!! I wish you had not left and I can not wait for you to come back! I don't know what I would have done without you either! You are my Bass! I love you so much and I can not believe how fast we became friends and best friends at that!</div><div><br /></div><div>Skyper Skype: NO SKYPING!! just kidding. I'm pretty sure we have skyped like a TON and I'm also pretty sure that we know each other A LOT BETTER then we think we do...we grew very close in such a short time...its amazing to think that its only been like...what 2 months?? oh yeah...how CRAZY!!! I feel like I know your life story and you know mine! Well...most of it haha I love you SO MUCH!!! I can't wait for you to be home!! We are going to have SO much fun its going to be amazing!</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm pretty sure that I love you all SO MUCH!!! I can not wait for you all to be here with me having the TIMES OF OUR LIVES!!! </div><div><br /></div><div>This summer is going to be EPIC and I can NOT wait for it all to happen! </div><div><br /></div><div>This post is done! </div><div><br /></div><div>Thanks again for coming! Hopefully I will have time to post more...comment and tell me things you would like me to talk about!! :D</div><div><br /></div><div>Thanks for stoping by!!</div><div><br /></div><div>fleetford</div><div><br /></div>Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-33310962517246360582009-04-01T13:52:00.000-07:002009-04-01T13:57:11.640-07:00RandomnessI went tanning...yes it was me...but I did it anyway...it helps my skin yes I know that its bad for me but still I love it and I look and feel so much better after I do it...I also was watching 'What Not To Wear' today at a friends house and it is the best show ever I love it...I REALLY want to be on that show because I want the $5,000 to spend on a whole new wardrobe I really need to get rid of some of my jeans because besides what I wear to work I wear jeans I really need to get some new clothing but I think it would be kinda pointless now because I am going on my mission for 2 years and I wont be able to wear most of the clothes I would buy while <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">I'm</span> on my mission...anyway <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">that's</span> the randomness that I have had today... :D thanks for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">comin</span><br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-54267733451440252462009-02-21T13:12:00.001-08:002009-02-21T13:35:58.701-08:00The Fat Face Mani have a fat face.......I got my wisdom teeth out Thursday morning (feb. 19, 2009) I'll tell you all about it.<br /><br />I went into the office and the doctor came in had me fill out a couple papers...took me in to the back room told me they were going to give me a "Chill Pill" which would help me relax....I thought this "Chill Pill" was going to put me OUT, much to my dismay it did not...I didnt even get to take it with Water...how much does that suck...anyway she told me to keep it under my tongue where it would disolve and "Chill" me...I dont follow directions very well so I instead swooshed water under my tongue which flipped the pill on top my tongue...I now know why they told me to keep it under my tongue EWW!!!<br /><br />Anyway I was texting my friends while I had this dicgusting little white turd under my tongue telling them all about how sick it was and how nervous I was to get this operation done....I was all nervous for the IV (BOY WAS I WORRIED ABOUT THE WRONG THING)<br /><br />So I get done texting and listening to my IPod and they take me into the operating room where they put the "HAPPY GAS" mask on my face with a little shower cap type thing and they shoved things up my nose...sick...anyway they told me to take deep breaths in and out through my nose...I did so...DEEEEEEEEEPLYYYY it was amazing.....he told me that I was going to feel something cold on my arm and I did...IT WAS FREEZING!!! he STUCK the needle in my arm and said the IV was done...taped it to my arm and we were OFF...well I was more like OUT for the next 45 min...which was weird because I don't even remember falling asleep...anyway so I woke up and the nurse that was in there with me was telling my mom how I was texting while I was in the operating chair...she said I was texting my friend that lived in Missouri...Muffin...how I could be texting Muffin I will never know, he doesn't have texting. So apparently I went into the recovery room and laid down for a little while (keep in mind I don't remember going to the recovery room) The next thing I remember was walking to the car telling the doctors Thank You (i should have said what was really on my mind and said "YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF DANGRS!!!! THANKS A LOT") I got in the car and we came home...I came inside and felt FINE!!!<br /><br />I was a little numb but it wasn't very bad...I took some pills and felt even better...<br /><br />remember in the beginning how I said the IV was something I was worried about...yeah you should see my face right NOW!!! I HAVE A FAT FACE....that's what I should have been worried about....but thankfully I have had a good Dose of Vicoden in me when I start hurting...my hair is too long and it looks gross...I haven't shaved in 3 days which makes me look like a mountain man ew...but the one thing that I'm really thankful for is that I have friends that will come hang out with me...make fun of me and then still be my friend even though I look disgusting....<br /><br />all in all I have had a very fun experience with the whole wisdom being YANKED outa my face...<br /><br />I just hope my face will go back to its normal size...HAHAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-16286300230702777022008-12-02T17:29:00.000-08:002008-12-02T17:52:20.089-08:00BUTT FLOSS!!!So as all of you may know I now have a job...working with clothes...and shoes...best job EVER!!! anyway so I am at work one night and a really old lady comes up to me while I am working at the fitting rooms cleaning up and processing returns that we had...anyway so this lady comes up and shes really old she has a really high pitched voice and everything (like a 'who')...she has hair that's just sitting on the top of her head like she tied it there on purpose...anyway so she asks me where our bras were so I show here where they were and she asked me where the leopard print bras were, I (being the good associate that loves the customers...sometimes) proceeded to show her where they were...she was looking at one and she wanted to know how they were suppose to be washed...I read the label to her and it said 'with like colors'...(she was obviously joking around and having a good time with it) she was with one of her older girlfriends and they were giggling like little school girls...she went away to look at something that her girlfriend was looking at...they came walking by and saw me still at the fitting rooms and she asked me what 'like colors' would be, knowing that she was joking with me and being the youngest BOY with four older sisters thought it was only necessary to show her were the leopard print thongs were...I showed her and she thought it was the funniest thing ever...she (being the old lady that still thinks that thongs are 'Slut Attire') immediately said "no if I wanted my butt flossed I would have gone down to where the FLOSS is and use that".......ahh good times at work...STAY TUNED!!!<br /><br />fleetfordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-86991270513233699182008-07-27T20:10:00.000-07:002008-07-27T21:35:03.347-07:00Talking To The Gas Powered Objects...Okay so some of you may know that I do talk to some of the gas powered objects that we use around the house. I talk to the weed eater, the lawn mower, the pressure washer and things like that. I talk to them only because they are the only things that really listen and understand me....HAHAHA anyway so I was talking to the pressure washer the other day while I was pressure washing EVERYTHING in sight for our family reunion and I was bare foot...bad idea...so I guess I must have said something wrong to the pressure washer because it bit me...it REACHED out and GRABBED the side of my big toe on my left foot. It SLICED a chunk out of my toe, I looked at it, thought...'that kinda hurts hmm' 'OUCH!!!' so I bent down and squeezed my toe till I could see white and not blood (BLUUD) called my dad, sent out a MASS text to everyone saying the pressure washer bit me because I guess I said something wrong then came in and got on the computer with my best friend and showed him (you couldn't see how deep it was on the computer or in pictures) but it was still NARLEY anyway that's my excitement with the gas powered objects. <br /><br />THE END!!!<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-7193863724261897452008-06-10T21:37:00.000-07:002008-06-10T21:44:15.855-07:00Chicken Noodle Soup...DON'T FEED THE REETARDS!!! they will only make a mess....<br /><br />my sister was heating up her Chicken Noodle soup that Sister E and I made for our dinner. Mom came to pick me up from the E's and we brought some home. So anyway UG was heating some up and when the microwave beeped she got it out and was trying to hold her drink of water the chicken noodle soup and close the microwave with the bowl of soup... any SMART person would have realized that soup would have come SLOSHING out as the microwave door SLAMMED shut...the SHOCK on UG's face was HA-LARIOUS she looked at the microwave and the soup like it had just done something HORRIBLY wrong...anyway...my sister is special she used to ride the WINDOW LICKER bus<br />the endFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-6337102903394223732008-06-09T21:21:00.001-07:002008-06-09T21:30:48.247-07:00NINJA MOMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br />okay this is probably the funniest thing my mom has ever done by accident HAHA<br />I was doing my computer homework and had my computer book on my lap (its not a very light weight book) and my mom was asleep on the couch so peaceful and quiet.<br />I accidentally dropped my book and my mom FREAKED out and kind of did this half sit up thing with her left arm fully extended and her hand in this ninja karate chop shape...IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING HAHAHAHA I couldn't stop laughing<br /><br />anyway THATS IT :DFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-79973645612573254242008-06-03T09:43:00.000-07:002008-06-03T09:46:44.945-07:00BUS FUNNYMy bus driver looks like BARF from the movie SPACEBALLS. It took me forever to figure out who he looked like and then when I finally realized I was like NO WAY hahaha it was so funny. I called my mom but she doesn't remember the movie as well as some of the people I know hahaha. So if you remember the movie then laugh with me haha if you don't know the movie and your thinking about getting it I would advise you to read the back of it first because it does have some bad language and some crude humor unfortunately. So yeah :D that's my bus funny for the day :D I have to go to the bathroom now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<br /><br />Thanks for coming<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-51774202302864291962008-05-27T12:09:00.000-07:002008-05-27T12:14:34.244-07:00Daily Bus Funny 5/27/08I AM REALLY TIRED TODAY okay. I missed my first bus and was late to my math class UGH!!! anyway so While I was on the bus I was sitting in a double seat by myself. Someone came and sat next to me. I kind of knew them but not really. I knew of them but not them very much. It was one of my friends ex boyfriend and I would talk to him on occasion when they were still going out. ANYWAY on to the funny part so like I said I was really tired this morning. Well I started doing the head whip thing on the bus HAHAA it was hilarious because I realize that I'm doing it and try to stop myself but it doesn't work as well as I would like it too. Anyway so this guy sat down next to me so I was determined to keep myself awake......that didn't work very well either haha I did my last MAJOR head whip where I SWARE I was about to fall out of the seat onto the floor with my head tucked between my legs HAHAHA IT WAS HORRIBLE he was like are you okay?? I said 'YEAH I'M REALLY TIRED HAHAHAHAHA' we laughed then I got off the bus and walked as fast as I could to my class laughing my head off.<br /><br />anyway THANKS FOR COMING<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-5584395408396082792008-05-21T11:30:00.000-07:002008-05-21T11:48:47.080-07:00Daily Bus Funny!!! 5/21/08I'M ALRIGHT...I'm okay, really, No I'm okay. <br /><br />I'm sitting in the front of the bus again so I can see the weird people about to come in the door. I see this one lady who looks EXACTLY like Sandra Bullock like she could be a double or something (TWIN DRAGONS!!!! for those of you who know what that means) She was standing outside the bus waiting for the other people to get off. She took her first step onto King County Metro Transit Services and TOTALLY BIFFED IT!!!!!! her foot (that had a 3" heal on it) SLID out from under her as she HURLED all her books (like 2 books) AT the bus driver scaring him half to death and making EVERYONE at the front of the bus LOSE IT COMPLETELY. As she sat down the bus driver gave her her books back and asked if she was okay. She replied yes. He said "Don't worry about paying, it was good entertainment for all of us."<br /><br />HILARIOUS<br /><br />anyway that's the daily funny :D thanks for coming<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-6095662160859121702008-05-20T20:36:00.000-07:002008-05-20T20:45:13.033-07:00Daily Funny!!Okay so a friend told me that I HAD to write my daily funny on my blog so that she could read it. so THIS IS FOR YOU (you know who you are)<div><br /></div><div>So I am going to start a couple days back with my funny. On the way to BCC (Bellevue Community College) I ride the 245 bus ALL the way there. That means that most days I have the same bus driver the WHOLE way there. If not they change at the Overlake transit center. Today (being a couple days ago) was one of those days. I was sitting in the front because I wanted to be the FIRST off that thing they call public transit (ew) The bus drivers changed and one got on that I have seen before but never actually talked too. So I'm sitting on the bus just riding along and I glance at this bus driver and she was wearing a hat, she had long hair and looked (I guess) kinda nice I didn't see her face but I assumed. I started talking to her because I am such a nice guy and she turns to me and MUCH TO MY SUPRISE it was a MAN!!! HOLY CRAP I HAD NO IDEA it was one of those things where it was like EXCUSE ME MA'AM, (deep voice) SIR!! OH OKAY hahahahahahaha :D I was MORTIFIED I couldn't contain myself I got off the bus and almost LOST IT....Lets just say I REALLY had to go to the bathroom :D</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyway thats the daily funny so ill catch you LATER </div><div>Thanks for coming</div><div><br /></div><div>Fleet Ford</div>Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-1540111804828634352008-05-12T12:01:00.001-07:002008-05-12T12:10:58.769-07:00Sleeping in ClassOkay so first I am going to give a little bit of background to this sleeping in class post. I was sick on May 7th and I didn't get very much sleep the night before so I was really tired that day. I was in my math class at BCC and I fell asleep on my desk holding onto the other side of my desk with my head on my arm. When I take power naps I usually have dreams about random things because I hear things and then the thoughts go into my head and I dream about them. Before I put my head down I started falling asleep sitting up and doing my little (VIOLENT) head whip a couple times so I just thought I would lay down and pretend I was....doing something....I don't know what I was thinking. But anyway, so I fell asleep and started to have a dream that someone was mowing the lawn and I was laying on the lawn. The lawn mower started getting closer and closer and louder and louder till finally it was over me mowing RIGHT over my head. This (like any normal person) Scared the crap outa me and I JUMPED (remember earlier I said I was holding onto the desk) yeah I pulled the desk UP and dropped it. my chair jerked and made a really loud sound. I looked up slowly and REALLY embarrassed to the girl in front of me looking at me. She said "HOLY CRAP!!!" and that is when I sent a MASS text to EVERYONE about what I had just done. I could NOT stop laughing it was hilarious. I was in tears I was laughing so hard. Anyway hope you had a good laugh :D thanks for coming.<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-25838272144314406932008-04-29T17:53:00.000-07:002008-04-29T18:03:46.340-07:00Eagle AwardSo after much deliberation from the Scout office and after begging and pleading with them to let me pass all my requirements, I will be an Eagle Scout. JK JK I didn't have to beg them or anything. In the past week or so I have been doing some intense Merit Badge requirements and trying to get them all done so I can get my Eagle. I got a whopping <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">9 </span><span style="font-size:100%;">merit badges done. HAHA I know all of you have been trying to get me to finish them for YEARS now but I want you all to know that I really appreciate your support on this and in getting my Merit Badges and Eagle Project done so I am able to get my Eagle. My sister (J Jay[sorry for the retarded name and you know who you are] I'm not very creative) anyway she is an amazing person she would call me all the time and badgeR me to get my badgeS done (I thought it was funny, was it funny, I cant tell.) Thank You you know who you are. And if you have any questions for me LET ME KNOW and I will be sure to answer them for you. :D<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by<br /><br />Fleet Ford<br /></span></span>Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-23315349758014666232008-04-24T17:40:00.000-07:002008-04-24T17:44:15.670-07:003 Down 3 To GoSo today I went up to Bothell to get my 3 merit badges signed off (Cycling, Personal management, Family Life) Those are the last of the required merit badges I need to get my Eagle. I still have 3 Merit Badges that I am RAPIDLY running out of time for. But I will get them done and even if I have to DRAG the scout master to the scout office in Seattle to get him there then...so be it. I need to finish my Electricity MB and my Leatherworking MB and my Traffic Safety MB then I will be FREE from the nagging parents about my eagle project. THEN I just need to get my senior project completed and presented before the end of May rolls around. (I think the end of may I'm not completly sure about it though Don't Quote me on that one) anyway THANK YOU ALL for your help and I will try my best not to let you down. :D<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-87870258816296856442008-04-15T15:27:00.001-07:002008-04-15T15:33:42.214-07:00My Birthday!!Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick. is all I can say. I'm going to be 18 and considered an adult in about 15 days (14 if you don't count today) I'm getting older and wiser (I wish the wiser part was true) I still need to get my eagle project done and get all my merit badges done and get a board of review and get my duty to god and get this and get that and do this and do that...........<br /><br />*PAUSE*<br />so I'm really excited that I'm turning 18 but I kind of don't like all the things that I have to do before I can turn 18. I kind of procrastinated all of the things that are listed and I know that everyone I know has been telling me that I need to do this now and I need to do that now and just get it done with. WELL I'M SORRY but I was a stupid boy/teenager and didn't get those things done like I should have and no I'm realizing that I should have gotten them done WAY earlier in my life so I don't have to cram them in right now. <br /><br />ANYWAY<br />If you are one of the ones that have been telling me that I have needed to get all my stuff done then I guess you are going to like this part....<br /><br />You Were Right<br />alright I admit it you all were right there ya go its never going to happen again so I would suggest taking a picture or copying and pasting because you will never see that again (hopefully not too soon anyway)<br /><br />Anyway thank you for kicking me in the butt to get my stuff done. I'm sorry if I let you down but I will try my best to get all of the things done that I need to get done :D<br /><br />Talk to you all laterz<br /><br />Thank you for stopping by<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-43461640281731733692008-04-09T10:15:00.000-07:002008-04-09T10:26:02.476-07:00You didn't?!?!I went to my girlfriends house last night (well yesterday I went three times and this was the second time) I was going to get my sister from work and decided that I was going to be early so I thought since its on the way I would stop and say Hi.<br /><br />I called and asked what she was doing and asked if I could stop by for a little before I went to get my sister.<br /><br />I got to her house and we sat on the pourch for a while and hung out and talked and everything. I wanted to see the project that she was working on because I wanted to make fun of it haha. So we went inside and she showed me the draft that she had been working on for a couple hours that day. I said it looked cool and then I wanted to show her a couple funny videos that I knew of that I thought she would think were funny. I showed her and she was really tired and slap happy so she was laughing at some of the things. <br /><br />She was some how reminded that she had something for me from her trip to Idaho. She ran into her room it wasnt in there. She came back into the computer room and reached in her backpack and pulled out 4 honey sticks. (they are my favorite) She handed them to me and I said THANK YOU and it was cool. So me (being curious and really sciency because im a nerd now ugh I know) asked how they didn't explode in her bag on the plane because of the altitude change on the way back.<br /><br />Her exact words were "They werent on the plane."<br />*Look of confusion from me*<br />she said "Wait."<br />I started laughing histerically<br />she said "Shut up!"<br /><br />We both started laughing and making jokes of how they would have got here from Idaho if they didnt come on the plane with her. <br /><br />Lets just say that I'm not going to ever let her live it down and I am going to be making fun of her like crazy. HAHA<br /><br />Anyway Thanks for Coming<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-66365368879104438562008-04-05T10:58:00.000-07:002008-04-05T11:20:14.694-07:0050 MilesWHO WOULD THINK THAT 50 MILES WOULD BE AN EASY TASK. Now 50 miles in a car. Not that hard but on a bike let me just tell you HOLY CRAP it hurt. On Thursday I went with my sisters best friends husband who is a HUGE bike rider and is CRAZY HILARIOUS. He was so funny calling me and said so you have to do a bike ride for a merit badge or something (making it sound so easy.) I said yeah that's what I have to do 50 miles. We scheduled it so that he could come ride it with me. He came down when I got home from school. He came inside and gave me a bunch of stuff to wear. No if you know me I don't usually wear spandex shorts that are really short so you can see my knees because I have very white legs and need to wear shorts more BADLY but its kind of hard to get tan in WASHINGTON. Anyway so he told me not to wear underwear under these shorts things because if I did then it would chafe. Well me not wanting to go without underwear wore mine. (he doesn't know this but I thought it would be funny to put it on here) ANYWAY so I got this under armor on and a shirt and a jacket. I looked HOT let me tell you. anyway so we got there and he was explaining why he was giving me all of these things so that i wouldn't die on the ride. So we started and he was explaining to me the gears and how to change gears and everything (I want you all to know that I got them down and knew exactly what I was doing most of the time) So we started out and it was fun and everything and we were talking it wasn't hard but it was a lot of work on a lot of my muscles. So we were half way through the ride and I was chafing like CRAZY because I still had my underwear on. We got to the half way point (the car) and I said that I needed to go to the bathroom. (this is the FREAKIN funny part HAHAHA) I went to the bathroom and got my underwear OFF and put the shorts back on thinking that I can just put them in a pocket and he would never know. I failed. The pockets were too full and there was no room for my boxer briefs. I was rapidly running out of time where he was thinking I was going to the bathroom. I decided that the underwear was old and I didn't need it anymore so I threw it away...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (he wont know about this till he reads it and someone will tell him to read it I know they will hahaha) anyway so we got back to the car and started eating. He asked me if I wanted the chafe gel for my under side.....yeah sick...I said no that's alright haha finally I gave in and put some under there. The name of this gel is called ASSOS hahahaha I thought that was kind of funny. So we did the next 25 miles and finally finished it.. I could not walk up the stairs to get into my house it hurt so badly haha anyway it was fun and I had an AWESOME time. I would do that again but probably not 50 miles maybe just the 25 hahaha. He's an AWESOME FUNNY guy and I'm glad that I got to do that with him.. ANYWAY that's my funny story so there ya go<br /><br />Thanks for coming<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-34645489990290532782008-04-05T10:54:00.000-07:002008-04-05T10:58:27.694-07:00SALLY!!!So my sister is obsessed with calling me Sally now. It all started when I was in my moms bathroom brushing my teeth. We were all sharing a bathroom at this point in the construction and we all had to bursh our teeth in the same sink. I was brushing my teeth and my sister walks in and says "MOVE IT OR LOSE IT SISTER!!" I turned around and was like, Excuse me?? hahaha and then she started calling me SALLY!! so if you are ever around us and you hear that name and want to know more about the story ask her and she will give you <a href="http://www.kileymadison.blogspot.com/">the full run down</a>.Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-77518788890068109982008-03-30T16:50:00.000-07:002008-03-30T16:55:48.612-07:00TODAY!So today was Sunday. I went over to a friends house to hang out for a while. We were sitting there and his little sister that just got her wisdom teeth taken out and who is bed riden was making hats with yarn and things. She offered to show me how to do it. I got a ring and hook and started making my own little hat and it is starting to turn out good and I need to go finish it. but its really cool. So thats my story for today and I will keep you posted on the progress.<br /><br />Fleet Ford<br />Thanks for coming.Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-10305610133038064362008-03-29T00:32:00.001-07:002008-03-29T00:38:41.196-07:00Longest Snore EVER!!!So we as a family usually read scriptures in the morning at 6:00 well today (3-28-2008) We didn't and I went to seminary and school because noone wanted to get up so early to read scriptures and everything and we knew that we would all be getting together later that day. Anyway so I go downstairs when I get home from school because we are going to read scriptures now and I had to get my sister out of bed. If you know my sister you have to say her name like 30 times before she actually wakes up and knows that your there. You have to get a real word out of here before you try to make contact with any of her brain cells. So I went down and said her name like 10 times then I went to the side of her bed and said it ONE more time. Followed by the ONE MORE TIME I get this, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br />OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that just lasted forever and I thought she was going to suck in the whole room or something so I started laughing and said her name again and again and then went upstairs laughing my head off. She came upstairs and asked if I was laughing at her when I went to wake her up. I repeated the story to her and the whole family had a good laugh. Then the insurance people called for me. Thats another story for another day :D<br />Thanks for Coming<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-27383015086494750672008-03-27T15:09:00.000-07:002008-03-27T15:10:20.602-07:00Something to Blog aboutI don't really know what I should blog about. GIVE ME IDEAS (molly, Kiley...anyone come on please) hahahaha <div>Thanks for coming</div><div><br /></div><div>Fleet Ford</div>Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-54393369498136841352008-03-26T16:45:00.000-07:002008-03-26T16:49:27.160-07:00A Girl I knowSo I am friends with this girl that hates EVERYONE basically. She hates my good friend and his girlfriend. She doesn't like us because of something that happened FOREVER ago in like 8th grade. Well now it's turning around to bite her in the butt. She's kind of a hoochie now. I say this because she broke up with her boyfriend, is still making out with him, AND two other guys. None of the three guys know about each other and she just keeps making out with them behind each others backs. She is going on with this guy that told her that he didn't want anyone to know that they were making out because he has a GIRLFRIEND!!! This was given to me by a VERY reliable source. That is all I will say on this subject. DONT YOU JUST LOVE HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA I can't wait till I'm out. YAY!!<div><br /></div><div>Fleet Ford</div>Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-57074041131921783412008-03-24T09:36:00.000-07:002008-03-24T09:44:16.863-07:00BCCBCC grades came out today. I was sitting at the computer wondering if I should go look at them or not. Contemplating weather I should check or just e-mail Amy at BCC and ask her not to send my parents a letter telling them that I didn't pass if I didn't. I finally got the courage up to look at my grades. I logged in to MyBcc and was scared. I got to the main page and all I saw in the grade slots were '*' I FREAKED out. Then I realized that that was for spring and I just got done with Winter quarter. I changed the schedule to Winter quarter and the grades read: <div><br /></div><div>Art Appreciation Art 105------ B-</div><div>Math Assessment (not important)</div><div>English (online class) ----- No grade yet</div><div>American Political Science (history class) ---------- B-</div><div><br /></div><div>YAY needless to say I PASSED YAY I'm SO happy that I passed I immediately came out to the computer and said "Dad do you want to come look at my grades for winter quarter" he said Sure. I showed him and we both were SO happy (me more because I actually passed) </div><div><br /></div><div>Thats my exciting news for the day :D BE HAPPY FOR ME hahaha :D</div><div><br /></div><div>Fleet Ford</div><div><br /></div><div>Thanks for coming</div>Fleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3481105904183631980.post-55731114277860513832008-03-23T15:05:00.000-07:002008-03-23T15:09:56.902-07:00ChurchToday was Easter Sunday at the Rose Hill ward Sacrament meeting. My mom sang a beautiful song titled "The Man With Many Names". And as you may know if you know my mother when ever we (her children or husband) hear her sing we always get really Emotional. My sisters would always cry when my mom sang because it is so beautiful. I never really got why they would cry because it just sounded like singing to me and it was no big deal. Well today when she was singing I was sitting with the Elison family because there was no room on my familys bench. My mom went up to sing and immediatly I felt the spirit RUSH over me and I almost started to cry when I saw her standing at the podeum. She started singing and that is when I lost it. It was amazing when she was singing. She has a Beautiful voice and I always love hearing her use it. (except when shes yelling at me) but still it is beautiful. She is singing tonight at the fireside at the stake center the same song. I cant wait.<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by<br /><br />Fleet FordFleet Fordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15776033023822544452noreply@blogger.com0