Friday, February 6, 2015


Hello everyone!!! I haven't blogged in a very long time. I have been away and busy for the past. What. 2 years...yikes. A lot has happened in the past two years, but I will get to that at later posts. Right now I just want to tell everyone hello and let everyone know that I am doing amazing!! Life has its challenges, it's lows, and it's blows. But! On the brighter side of things it has its ups! It's relaxing times, and it's happiness! We need to remember that those times are worth living through all the hard times. The hard times aren't really the things that we need to focus on. We need to realize the positive in every situation and there have been a lot of people and things that have helped me realize that in the past little while. I am so blessed and I am so lucky to have the things that I have be the person I am and know the things that I know. I am so lucky to have the people I have in my life. I'm beyond lucky, and beyond blessed, and beyond grateful. Okay. This post is over. Haha have a wonderful day and weekend. More to come later!!

Friday, February 10, 2012

Why Hello!

Well Hello again all you that still follow my blog!! or a New warm welcome to those of you that are new to my blog!

WELL!!! My life has been very interesting thus far after my mission...I love being home but I never thought it was going to be this hard!! Its a bit, shall I say, ridiculous. Satan is working very hard at making me feel that I am in the dark and I am on the wrong path or lost in some way, shape, or form. He has targeted my friends as well. I think that he knows that my friends are the most important to me apart from my family. He knows that if he can make them unhappy it will make me unhappy and therefore THWARTING every attempt at doing what needs to be done or what I need to be doing! He is really smart and very conniving. "I really don't like him, no I don't"

I feel as though I may owe my friends an apology. I'm sorry to you all for the problems this is causing and for the things that are happening. I know that its not directly my fault but I can still say that I am sorry.

Bromance: You are the best ever, there is no one like you, you are kind, caring, and I don't know what I would have done without you. I am so happy that we met in late november early december. My life is different and has changed for the better.

B-ray ray: I LOVE YOU!! I wish you had not left and I can not wait for you to come back! I don't know what I would have done without you either! You are my Bass! I love you so much and I can not believe how fast we became friends and best friends at that!

Skyper Skype: NO SKYPING!! just kidding. I'm pretty sure we have skyped like a TON and I'm also pretty sure that we know each other A LOT BETTER then we think we do...we grew very close in such a short time...its amazing to think that its only been like...what 2 months?? oh CRAZY!!! I feel like I know your life story and you know mine! Well...most of it haha I love you SO MUCH!!! I can't wait for you to be home!! We are going to have SO much fun its going to be amazing!

I'm pretty sure that I love you all SO MUCH!!! I can not wait for you all to be here with me having the TIMES OF OUR LIVES!!!

This summer is going to be EPIC and I can NOT wait for it all to happen!

This post is done!

Thanks again for coming! Hopefully I will have time to post more...comment and tell me things you would like me to talk about!! :D

Thanks for stoping by!!


Wednesday, April 1, 2009


I went tanning...yes it was me...but I did it helps my skin yes I know that its bad for me but still I love it and I look and feel so much better after I do it...I also was watching 'What Not To Wear' today at a friends house and it is the best show ever I love it...I REALLY want to be on that show because I want the $5,000 to spend on a whole new wardrobe I really need to get rid of some of my jeans because besides what I wear to work I wear jeans I really need to get some new clothing but I think it would be kinda pointless now because I am going on my mission for 2 years and I wont be able to wear most of the clothes I would buy while I'm on my mission...anyway that's the randomness that I have had today... :D thanks for comin

Fleet Ford

Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Fat Face Man

i have a fat face.......I got my wisdom teeth out Thursday morning (feb. 19, 2009) I'll tell you all about it.

I went into the office and the doctor came in had me fill out a couple papers...took me in to the back room told me they were going to give me a "Chill Pill" which would help me relax....I thought this "Chill Pill" was going to put me OUT, much to my dismay it did not...I didnt even get to take it with much does that suck...anyway she told me to keep it under my tongue where it would disolve and "Chill" me...I dont follow directions very well so I instead swooshed water under my tongue which flipped the pill on top my tongue...I now know why they told me to keep it under my tongue EWW!!!

Anyway I was texting my friends while I had this dicgusting little white turd under my tongue telling them all about how sick it was and how nervous I was to get this operation done....I was all nervous for the IV (BOY WAS I WORRIED ABOUT THE WRONG THING)

So I get done texting and listening to my IPod and they take me into the operating room where they put the "HAPPY GAS" mask on my face with a little shower cap type thing and they shoved things up my nose...sick...anyway they told me to take deep breaths in and out through my nose...I did so...DEEEEEEEEEPLYYYY it was amazing.....he told me that I was going to feel something cold on my arm and I did...IT WAS FREEZING!!! he STUCK the needle in my arm and said the IV was done...taped it to my arm and we were OFF...well I was more like OUT for the next 45 min...which was weird because I don't even remember falling asleep...anyway so I woke up and the nurse that was in there with me was telling my mom how I was texting while I was in the operating chair...she said I was texting my friend that lived in I could be texting Muffin I will never know, he doesn't have texting. So apparently I went into the recovery room and laid down for a little while (keep in mind I don't remember going to the recovery room) The next thing I remember was walking to the car telling the doctors Thank You (i should have said what was really on my mind and said "YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF DANGRS!!!! THANKS A LOT") I got in the car and we came home...I came inside and felt FINE!!!

I was a little numb but it wasn't very bad...I took some pills and felt even better...

remember in the beginning how I said the IV was something I was worried about...yeah you should see my face right NOW!!! I HAVE A FAT FACE....that's what I should have been worried about....but thankfully I have had a good Dose of Vicoden in me when I start hair is too long and it looks gross...I haven't shaved in 3 days which makes me look like a mountain man ew...but the one thing that I'm really thankful for is that I have friends that will come hang out with me...make fun of me and then still be my friend even though I look disgusting....

all in all I have had a very fun experience with the whole wisdom being YANKED outa my face...

I just hope my face will go back to its normal size...HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fleet Ford

Tuesday, December 2, 2008


So as all of you may know I now have a job...working with clothes...and job EVER!!! anyway so I am at work one night and a really old lady comes up to me while I am working at the fitting rooms cleaning up and processing returns that we had...anyway so this lady comes up and shes really old she has a really high pitched voice and everything (like a 'who')...she has hair that's just sitting on the top of her head like she tied it there on purpose...anyway so she asks me where our bras were so I show here where they were and she asked me where the leopard print bras were, I (being the good associate that loves the customers...sometimes) proceeded to show her where they were...she was looking at one and she wanted to know how they were suppose to be washed...I read the label to her and it said 'with like colors'...(she was obviously joking around and having a good time with it) she was with one of her older girlfriends and they were giggling like little school girls...she went away to look at something that her girlfriend was looking at...they came walking by and saw me still at the fitting rooms and she asked me what 'like colors' would be, knowing that she was joking with me and being the youngest BOY with four older sisters thought it was only necessary to show her were the leopard print thongs were...I showed her and she thought it was the funniest thing ever...she (being the old lady that still thinks that thongs are 'Slut Attire') immediately said "no if I wanted my butt flossed I would have gone down to where the FLOSS is and use that".......ahh good times at work...STAY TUNED!!!


Sunday, July 27, 2008

Talking To The Gas Powered Objects...

Okay so some of you may know that I do talk to some of the gas powered objects that we use around the house. I talk to the weed eater, the lawn mower, the pressure washer and things like that. I talk to them only because they are the only things that really listen and understand me....HAHAHA anyway so I was talking to the pressure washer the other day while I was pressure washing EVERYTHING in sight for our family reunion and I was bare foot...bad I guess I must have said something wrong to the pressure washer because it bit REACHED out and GRABBED the side of my big toe on my left foot. It SLICED a chunk out of my toe, I looked at it, thought...'that kinda hurts hmm' 'OUCH!!!' so I bent down and squeezed my toe till I could see white and not blood (BLUUD) called my dad, sent out a MASS text to everyone saying the pressure washer bit me because I guess I said something wrong then came in and got on the computer with my best friend and showed him (you couldn't see how deep it was on the computer or in pictures) but it was still NARLEY anyway that's my excitement with the gas powered objects.


Fleet Ford

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Chicken Noodle Soup...

DON'T FEED THE REETARDS!!! they will only make a mess....

my sister was heating up her Chicken Noodle soup that Sister E and I made for our dinner. Mom came to pick me up from the E's and we brought some home. So anyway UG was heating some up and when the microwave beeped she got it out and was trying to hold her drink of water the chicken noodle soup and close the microwave with the bowl of soup... any SMART person would have realized that soup would have come SLOSHING out as the microwave door SLAMMED shut...the SHOCK on UG's face was HA-LARIOUS she looked at the microwave and the soup like it had just done something HORRIBLY sister is special she used to ride the WINDOW LICKER bus
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