Guncle Time!

So as all of you may know I now have a job...working with clothes...and shoes...best job EVER!!! anyway so I am at work one night and a really old lady comes up to me while I am working at the fitting rooms cleaning up and processing returns that we had...anyway so this lady comes up and shes really old she has a really high pitched voice and everything (like a 'who')...she has hair that's just sitting on the top of her head like she tied it there on purpose...anyway so she asks me where our bras were so I show here where they were and she asked me where the leopard print bras were, I (being the good associate that loves the customers...sometimes) proceeded to show her where they were...she was looking at one and she wanted to know how they were suppose to be washed...I read the label to her and it said 'with like colors'...(she was obviously joking around and having a good time with it) she was with one of her older girlfriends and they were giggling like little sc...

Okay so some of you may know that I do talk to some of the gas powered objects that we use around the house. I talk to the weed eater, the lawn mower, the pressure washer and things like that. I talk to them only because they are the only things that really listen and understand me....HAHAHA anyway so I was talking to the pressure washer the other day while I was pressure washing EVERYTHING in sight for our family reunion and I was bare foot...bad idea...so I guess I must have said something wrong to the pressure washer because it bit me...it REACHED out and GRABBED the side of my big toe on my left foot. It SLICED a chunk out of my toe, I looked at it, thought...'that kinda hurts hmm' 'OUCH!!!' so I bent down and squeezed my toe till I could see white and not blood (BLUUD) called my dad, sent out a MASS text to everyone saying the pressure washer bit me because I guess I said something wrong then came in and got on the computer with my best friend and showed him (yo...

DON'T FEED THE REETARDS!!! they will only make a mess.... my sister was heating up her Chicken Noodle soup that Sister E and I made for our dinner. Mom came to pick me up from the E's and we brought some home. So anyway UG was heating some up and when the microwave beeped she got it out and was trying to hold her drink of water the chicken noodle soup and close the microwave with the bowl of soup... any SMART person would have realized that soup would have come SLOSHING out as the microwave door SLAMMED shut...the SHOCK on UG's face was HA-LARIOUS she looked at the microwave and the soup like it had just done something HORRIBLY wrong...anyway...my sister is special she used to ride the WINDOW LICKER bus the end

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay this is probably the funniest thing my mom has ever done by accident HAHA I was doing my computer homework and had my computer book on my lap (its not a very light weight book) and my mom was asleep on the couch so peaceful and quiet. I accidentally dropped my book and my mom FREAKED out and kind of did this half sit up thing with her left arm fully extended and her hand in this ninja karate chop shape...IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING HAHAHAHA I couldn't stop laughing anyway THATS IT :D

My bus driver looks like BARF from the movie SPACEBALLS. It took me forever to figure out who he looked like and then when I finally realized I was like NO WAY hahaha it was so funny. I called my mom but she doesn't remember the movie as well as some of the people I know hahaha. So if you remember the movie then laugh with me haha if you don't know the movie and your thinking about getting it I would advise you to read the back of it first because it does have some bad language and some crude humor unfortunately. So yeah :D that's my bus funny for the day :D I have to go to the bathroom now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for coming Fleet Ford

I AM REALLY TIRED TODAY okay. I missed my first bus and was late to my math class UGH!!! anyway so While I was on the bus I was sitting in a double seat by myself. Someone came and sat next to me. I kind of knew them but not really. I knew of them but not them very much. It was one of my friends ex boyfriend and I would talk to him on occasion when they were still going out. ANYWAY on to the funny part so like I said I was really tired this morning. Well I started doing the head whip thing on the bus HAHAA it was hilarious because I realize that I'm doing it and try to stop myself but it doesn't work as well as I would like it too. Anyway so this guy sat down next to me so I was determined to keep myself awake......that didn't work very well either haha I did my last MAJOR head whip where I SWARE I was about to fall out of the seat onto the floor with my head tucked between my legs HAHAHA IT WAS HORRIBLE he was like are you okay?? I said 'YEAH I'M REALLY TIR...

I'M ALRIGHT...I'm okay, really, No I'm okay. I'm sitting in the front of the bus again so I can see the weird people about to come in the door. I see this one lady who looks EXACTLY like Sandra Bullock like she could be a double or something (TWIN DRAGONS!!!! for those of you who know what that means) She was standing outside the bus waiting for the other people to get off. She took her first step onto King County Metro Transit Services and TOTALLY BIFFED IT!!!!!! her foot (that had a 3" heal on it) SLID out from under her as she HURLED all her books (like 2 books) AT the bus driver scaring him half to death and making EVERYONE at the front of the bus LOSE IT COMPLETELY. As she sat down the bus driver gave her her books back and asked if she was okay. She replied yes. He said "Don't worry about paying, it was good entertainment for all of us." HILARIOUS anyway that's the daily funny :D thanks for coming Fleet Ford