Guncle Time!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay this is probably the funniest thing my mom has ever done by accident HAHA I was doing my computer homework and had my computer book on my lap (its not a very light weight book) and my mom was asleep on the couch so peaceful and quiet. I accidentally dropped my book and my mom FREAKED out and kind of did this half sit up thing with her left arm fully extended and her hand in this ninja karate chop shape...IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING HAHAHAHA I couldn't stop laughing anyway THATS IT :D

My bus driver looks like BARF from the movie SPACEBALLS. It took me forever to figure out who he looked like and then when I finally realized I was like NO WAY hahaha it was so funny. I called my mom but she doesn't remember the movie as well as some of the people I know hahaha. So if you remember the movie then laugh with me haha if you don't know the movie and your thinking about getting it I would advise you to read the back of it first because it does have some bad language and some crude humor unfortunately. So yeah :D that's my bus funny for the day :D I have to go to the bathroom now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for coming Fleet Ford

I AM REALLY TIRED TODAY okay. I missed my first bus and was late to my math class UGH!!! anyway so While I was on the bus I was sitting in a double seat by myself. Someone came and sat next to me. I kind of knew them but not really. I knew of them but not them very much. It was one of my friends ex boyfriend and I would talk to him on occasion when they were still going out. ANYWAY on to the funny part so like I said I was really tired this morning. Well I started doing the head whip thing on the bus HAHAA it was hilarious because I realize that I'm doing it and try to stop myself but it doesn't work as well as I would like it too. Anyway so this guy sat down next to me so I was determined to keep myself awake......that didn't work very well either haha I did my last MAJOR head whip where I SWARE I was about to fall out of the seat onto the floor with my head tucked between my legs HAHAHA IT WAS HORRIBLE he was like are you okay?? I said 'YEAH I'M REALLY TIR...

I'M ALRIGHT...I'm okay, really, No I'm okay. I'm sitting in the front of the bus again so I can see the weird people about to come in the door. I see this one lady who looks EXACTLY like Sandra Bullock like she could be a double or something (TWIN DRAGONS!!!! for those of you who know what that means) She was standing outside the bus waiting for the other people to get off. She took her first step onto King County Metro Transit Services and TOTALLY BIFFED IT!!!!!! her foot (that had a 3" heal on it) SLID out from under her as she HURLED all her books (like 2 books) AT the bus driver scaring him half to death and making EVERYONE at the front of the bus LOSE IT COMPLETELY. As she sat down the bus driver gave her her books back and asked if she was okay. She replied yes. He said "Don't worry about paying, it was good entertainment for all of us." HILARIOUS anyway that's the daily funny :D thanks for coming Fleet Ford

Okay so a friend told me that I HAD to write my daily funny on my blog so that she could read it. so THIS IS FOR YOU (you know who you are) So I am going to start a couple days back with my funny.  On the way to BCC (Bellevue Community College) I ride the 245 bus ALL the way there.  That means that most days I have the same bus driver the WHOLE way there.  If not they change at the Overlake transit center.  Today (being a couple days ago) was one of those days.  I was sitting in the front because I wanted to be the FIRST off that thing they call public transit (ew) The bus drivers changed and one got on that I have seen before but never actually talked too.  So I'm sitting on the bus just riding along and I glance at this bus driver and she was wearing a hat, she had long hair and looked (I guess) kinda nice I didn't see her face but I assumed.  I started talking to her because I am such a nice guy and she turns to me and MUCH TO MY SUPRISE  it was a MAN!!!  HOLY CRAP I HAD NO ...

Okay so first I am going to give a little bit of background to this sleeping in class post. I was sick on May 7th and I didn't get very much sleep the night before so I was really tired that day. I was in my math class at BCC and I fell asleep on my desk holding onto the other side of my desk with my head on my arm. When I take power naps I usually have dreams about random things because I hear things and then the thoughts go into my head and I dream about them. Before I put my head down I started falling asleep sitting up and doing my little (VIOLENT) head whip a couple times so I just thought I would lay down and pretend I was....doing something....I don't know what I was thinking. But anyway, so I fell asleep and started to have a dream that someone was mowing the lawn and I was laying on the lawn. The lawn mower started getting closer and closer and louder and louder till finally it was over me mowing RIGHT over my head. This (like any normal person) Scared the crap ...

So after much deliberation from the Scout office and after begging and pleading with them to let me pass all my requirements, I will be an Eagle Scout. JK JK I didn't have to beg them or anything. In the past week or so I have been doing some intense Merit Badge requirements and trying to get them all done so I can get my Eagle. I got a whopping 9 merit badges done. HAHA I know all of you have been trying to get me to finish them for YEARS now but I want you all to know that I really appreciate your support on this and in getting my Merit Badges and Eagle Project done so I am able to get my Eagle. My sister (J Jay[sorry for the retarded name and you know who you are] I'm not very creative) anyway she is an amazing person she would call me all the time and badgeR me to get my badgeS done (I thought it was funny, was it funny, I cant tell.) Thank You you know who you are. And if you have any questions for me LET ME KNOW and I will be sure to answer them for you. :D Thanks ...